I was on one of my extremely regular forays into that good old search engine called google (don’t ask what I was searching for ) when I came across this heading;
Hymen Shop – Artificial Hymen for only $29.95 with FREE Worldwide delivery
Newly Developed Technology enables the amazing ability to become a virgin again.
Marry in confidence – your secret is safe Hymenshop.com/
For those of us who have either forgotten or do not have a liking for our advanced biology classes in secondary school, the Hymen is “a thin mucous membrane that completely or partially covers the opening of the vagina”.
The Hymen essentially contains blood and is typically broken by the male penis the first time a female has sexual intercourse. It may break due to accidents independent of sex, however such accidents are quite rare, and the absence of the hymen is assuredly a good ground to prove a female is no longer a virgin.
Anyways, I clicked on this website to see more (What? Wouldn’t you have done the same?) and these are the highlights of the content.
An artificial hymen also known as “Artificial Virginity Kit” is a type of prosthetic membrane created for the purpose of simulating an intact human hymen. ……Hymen repair, hymen reconstruction, hymen surgery or “revirgination” are all terms that refer to Hymenoplasty – cosmetic surgery that restores the female hymen( Did you know that was possible? I didn’t). While the Hymenoplast procedure requires admission to a clinic and can cost thousands of dollars, the artificial hymen provides a much cheaper and convenient way to become a virgin again! How it Works Insert the Artificial Hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrates, it will ooze out a liquid that appears like blood, not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans and you will pass through undetectable! It’s easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction.
As if all of this is not enough there is even a warning on the website that reads;
Due to the amazing success of the Hymenshop.com many other look alike websites are trying to imitate our unique artificial hymen product offering. They often use inferior red powder dye on the artificial hymen which stains the fingers and does not look real. These inferior products might cause a very negative situation when the male discovers he has been fooled to believe that his wife was faking her virginity.
This actually captures the essence of my thoughts on this elaborate scheme of deception. If the male discovers he is been fooled, won’t the repercussions be more serious than coming out beforehand to let him know the truth? Well, after all said and done, everyone is personally responsible for their actions. Guys, you now know virginity is “replaceable”. Ladies, if you are interested, the website is hymenshop.com.
Thank me later but don’t say I told you.