Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Guys don't be too happy...we the ladies will still catch you - App To Help Cheaters Keep Their Affairs Secret, Hides Calls/Sms With Just A Shake

Cheat app…..
A new phone application, ‘Cate App’, hit the Android market last week and is already getting rave reviews. The app which stands for “Call and text eraser” has been developed and it helps cheating lovers keep their affairs secret. It creates invisible logs and hides specific numbers from the contacts list.
……….Cheat away..
Since the app was launched three weeks ago, it has been downloaded 10,000 times and so far 70 percent of the purchases have been by women. The screen will never indicate who has called and at the touch of a button, all private information can be wiped from the phone forever. Advertised with the slogan “Love is blind, we keep it that way!” the smart phone app, which costs 3 pounds ($4.99) to download, is the brainchild of Boston entrepreneur Neal Desai.

The 25-year-old student bought the app for 11,000 pounds from a Miami police officer, who developed the programme after seeing his friend dragged through the divorce court thanks to incriminating text messages on his phone. Desai then decided to expand the business by appearing on ‘Shark Tank’, the American equivalent of BBC2′s ‘Dragon’s Den’ and ended up securing 70,000 dollars (44,000 pounds).
When asked about the moral significance of the app, his reply was simple. “It’s a privacy app, essentially, and as with every technology that involves privacy, there is good with the bad,” “But it is also labelled a privacy application and could have uses for government officials, or corporate business, or for lawyers whose entire business is based on keeping things confidential,”
During the pitch he claimed that professional golfer Tiger Woods, who famously cheated numerous times on his wife Elin Norgegren, would actually still be married if he had bought the Cate app. Lmao!
For added confidence, the adulterer/fornicator has to enter a secret code to access the app and all the hidden features it provides. Unlike other apps, the Cate icon does not appear on the home screen and if someone walks in while the cheat is reading their illicit texts, a simple shake of the phone will make it all disappear.
Wow, e don bizzle. Haha…

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