Tuesday 25 September 2012

Lagos bans LASTMA officials from driving impounded vehicles

The Lagos State Commissioner for Transportation, Mr. Kayode Opeifa, on Tuesday said that officials of the State Traffic Management Authority had no right to drive impounded vehicles.
Opeifa made the disclosure in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Lagos.
“It is unlawful for LASTMA official to drive vehicles that contravened the law, except the arrested motorist resisted arrest or has no driver’s licence, which is the only guarantee for any driver to be on the road.
“We have been hearing reports of our men driving arrested vehicles. However, in the course of driving the vehicle, if there is an accident, the officer involved will be held responsible.
“My advice is that when a vehicle is arrested, the offender should cooperate by coming to Alausa to redress the issue, which at times, after scrutiny, the offender may be allowed to go without any punishment,” he said.

Man impersonating Deputy Commissioner of Police arrested with charms in Abeokuta



On Monday Sept 24, 2012, security officials arrested a fake deputy commissioner of police in Ogun State Governor’s office in Oke Mosan, Abeokuta.
The fake police officer identified as Mr T.A Banjo at the time of his arrest was found in possession of charms.
He was nabbed while himself and 2 other people were trying to find their way to the office of the Secretary to the State Government, Mr.Taiwo Adeoluwa located within the same premises.
Suspicious of the way the suspects were moving within the Governor’s Office Complex, vigilant security operatives had promptly arrested them.
When interrogated by security operatives, Banjo reportedly claimed that three of them were on a visit to the governor’s office to see the Secretary to the State Government, Adeoluwa.

Davido's billionaire father builds mega church in Lagos

Davido and Dad

Davido's father, Adedeji Adeleke, just built a mega church behind his company, Pacific Holdings, in Ikeja, Lagos. The billionaire chairman of the defunct Pacific Bank is a devout Seventh Day Adventists.

Charly Boy leaving Nigerian Idol?

Nigerian Idol Season 3 is about to begin and rumor has it that Charly Boy, might not be returning as a judge.Reasons best known to the controversial Area Fada and the Idol producers ,but one thing for sure is, that his name has so far not been included to the judges panel for this season. But there's no final list yet so hopefully they might resolve their issues and probably bring him back for this season.

MADNESS: Nicki Minaj Performs In A Show While Wearing A Dildo

This is pure madness -_- , NICKI IS MAD SMH

Back to square one: May-D sets up his own record label, Confam Entertainment


After months of silence, former Squareville act May D has resurfaced and has addressed the rumours of the label he is going to sign to. According to Hip Hop World Magazine, May D has taken the bold step of floating his own label. According to the site “May D, has floated his own record label. The artiste, who is known for his hit single, Ile Ijo, is to have started his label called “Confam Entertainment”.
He revealed this to us in a telephone interview and when asked if there is anybody else signed under the record label, he said “It’s just me now, I have some girl from UK but I’m still watching”.
The news story also went on to say that the singer is also set to release a video which was shot in Atlanta, to his song titled “Gat Me High” of his yet to be titled debut album.

Source: Hip Hop World Magazine

Wizkid and Manager Osagie Part Ways

Ayo Balogun popularly known as Wizkid and his manager Osagie Osarenkhue of M.et.al have parted ways and ended their five year management relationship. According to sources, Osagie's deal with Wizkid ended 3 months ago and both parties have tried as much as possible to keep it away from the public.

However, the CEo of M.et.al wil continue to work with Skales, Niyola and Shaydee.

Osagie also manages Solidstar, Dammy Krane, Dee Money [Ghana].

WOW: Fans launch ’2facemaniacs’ website to honour 2face on his 37th birthday

2face Idibia is a hardworking artiste; he has over years inspired music lovers with the message and melody in his music, gathering a huge number of fans around the world. Well, some of his fans have come together to give back to him.
On the pop giant’s 37th birthday, a group of fans who call themselves ‘2facemaniacs‘ launched a fan website www.2facemaniacs.com to honour him. The website according to one of the site admins will serve as a meeting point for all 2face’s fans across the globe.

JUBRIL AND RAFIAT GAWAT RESPONDS TO THE RUMOUR ABOUT THEIR MUM - FOR ALL THE PEOPLE CARRYING RUMOURS ABOUT ALH GAWAT'S WIFE...PLEASE GO GET A JOB DOING OR PRAY FOR HIM, BEFORE GOD PUNISHES YOU.

People have been speculating rumours that Alhaji Gawat was killed by his wife, well so you know his children has replied to the rumour today and please if you don't have any prayer to support their family stop commiting sins by spreading rumours...Haba..which wife will derive joy of killing her husband she has children, you people should Fear God ..
Dear Allah,
Wherever Alhaji Gawat is, please bring him back safe and sound, For those of you creating and spreading all the FALSE NEWS about our Mum, God will give you your highly deserved and appropriate judgement. All the news about Mumsy is FAKE, dont join them in spreading FALSE INFORMATION.

WHO WORE IT BETTER? Nollywood vs Bollywood: Omotola & Kajol Devgan

Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde and Bollywood star actress, Kajol Devgan rocked the same dress in the pictures above. Omotola wore hers to NMA 2012, while Kajol wore hers to the recently held Vogue Anniversary party in Mumbai. I love the way Omosexy accessorized hers and on the other hand, we love the pink colour Kajol chose. Who did it for you? Remember they are both happily married with kids. So they are on the same boat.

SAD: Woman with 8-month pregnancy killed in Ebonyi while trying to steal crops at midnight


An eight-month-old pregnant woman, Mrs. Grace Nwangwu, was weekend, killed in Ikwo Local Government Area of Ebonyi State while she was reportedly trying to steal some food crops in a farm near her house at midnight.
The woman was alleged to be sleeping on the same bed with her husband, Mgbebu till midnight when she left to ease herself outside but reportedly went to farm at Igbudu Community to harvest some food crops and was killed by her assailant.
In a neighbouring Imo State, one Madam Rose Chibuike was also said to have narrowly escaped being beheaded by an attacker along a lonely road at Umezeala, Ehime Mbano Local Government Area of the state by a machete-wielding man.
Vanguard investigations revealed that Madam Chibuike, who runs a pepper-soup joint in Umuezeala, is a native of Ikperejere, Ihitte Uboma Local Government Area of the state.

Waitress Quits Her Job to Become Kate Middleton’s Look-Alike


Heidi Agan, 32, looks so much like Kate Middleton (Duchess of Cambridge) that the mom of two decided to quit her job at Frankie and Bennie’s, a TGIF-like ’50s style restaurant chain in England, to work full-time as a royal lookalike. The move made for a significant bump in pay: From $9.75 an hour to about $1,050 per appearance.
With her bright eyes and wavy chestnut hair, Heidi Agan, a mother of two from Corby, Northamptonshire, is a dead ringer for the Duchess of Cambridge, even though Agan’s eyes are sky blue and not hazel.
But who won’t quit her job for this. Oyinbo’s sha, they make money with everything.

True Confession: My house girl is tempting me, what should I do?

I will simply go straight to the point, as I would not want to give very explicit details about myself. This is for some obvious reasons. My wife is very sharp, I mean, she is such an intelligent woman and can easily trace this true confession to me. For the fact that I love her so much, I cannot let a thing fall in-between us. That is why I have kept this as top-secret till today; but I will have to let this out of the bag.
I’m not oblivious of the fact that most issues of this nature are blamed on the men whom most of us see as womanizers; but mine is a different thing entirely. I’m not a womanizer. I have tried everything possible to make sure that this girl-my house girl leaves my house, but my wife will always insist she stays.
I’m a pastor, but I also work as a civil servant. I would have loved to write further about where I live, but for the same reason why I can’t mention my name, I can’t tell you where I’m writing from.
This young lady was brought to my house by my wife sometimes in 2010, and had just completed her secondary education last year. She is supposed to pick up a form for her higher education because she is related to my wife; distant relation, sort of.

PHOTO OF THE DAY: Woman Padlocks Husband's Manhood To Stop Him From Cheating


 
Hahaha ....Is this for real or a Nigerian movie?? but seriously some men deserve this in real life..Ladies do you agree with me ?

Serena Williams spotted with French tennis coach turned boyfriend

That's amore? Serena Williams hit the designer shops in Milan with Patrick Mouratoglou, her tennis coach and rurmoured new love interest over the weekendLoves fashion: Serena visited Casadei, Gucci and Dolce and Gabbana along Milan's posh Via Montenapoleone.
Serena Williams,30, and her tennis coach turned rumoured new lover Patrick Mouratoglou. Shopped to her heart's content and dropped what looked like a neat bundle in Milan, Italy on Sunday.The tennis pro hit the Via Montenapoleone and visited such high-end boutiques as Casadei, Gucci and Dolce and Gabbana.

*Laughing In Chineese* - 35-Year-Old Man Arrested For Stealing His Landlady’s Pants In Bariga.



What could have led a man in his mid-thirties to steal pants? According to leadership:
A 35-year-old man, Azuka Mbadugbe, was on Monday docked before an Ogudu Magistrates’ Court, Lagos, for allegedly stealing his landlady’s eight pants valued 80dollars (about N12,480).
Other items allegedly stolen by the accused include six leggies valued at 160dollars (N24,960), one Canon camera phone worth N250,000 and 36 pieces of umbrella costing N12,600.
Mbadugbe who lives at 2, Igi-Olugbi St., Bariga, Lagos, is facing a one-count charge of stealing. The accused, however, pleaded not guilty to the charge.
The prosecutor, Insp. Kemi Adeniran, told the court that the accused had on Sept. 8 at about 4:30 p.m. burgled his landlady’s apartment at No. 2, Igi-Olugbi St., Bariga, Lagos, and stole the above-named items totalling N300,040. Adeniran said that the items belonged to one Mrs Adeola Alowonle.

National Theatre budget N22.8m for purchase of typewriters

In the 21st century when most of the world’s typewriter manufacturing companies have long closed shops, the National Theatre is spending a whopping sum of N22.8 million to purchase the few remaining ones.
Demand for the machines has sunk in the last 10 years as consumers switch to computers.
LEADERSHIP checks showed that typewriters are at the end of their line as most of the world’s typewriter manufacturers have closed down their plants or converted to other lines of productions.
The last standing typewriter factory in the world, Godrej and Boyce, is closing its plant in Mumbai, India. What remains are just several hundred typewriters, most of which are Arabic language models.
Although typewriters became obsolete years ago in the west, they were still common in India – until recently, reported the Daily Mail.
Typewriter sales have plummeted in the past several years: the company sold fewer than 800 machines in 2010, down from the 50,000 it produced every year in the 1990s.
“From the early 2000s onwards, computers started dominating. All the manufacturers of office typewriters stopped production, except us,” general manager Millind Dukle told the Business Standard. “We are not getting many orders now. But this might be the last chance for typewriter lovers. Now, our primary market is among the defence agencies, courts and government offices.”
Another one of Godrej and Boyce’s typewriter plants in Shirwal was shut down recently and is now used as a refrigerator manufacturing unit.

I love having sex with children- Nwoke… How He entices them with Cartoon Network - i won't comment cos if i do i will just curse this guy,,,wicked soul ...

A 33-year-old man, Nkemakonam Nwoke is in trouble because he molested female minors. Nwoke who lived at 7, Chief Nwatu Street Emene, Enugu is said to have defiled eight female kids of ages ranging between 3 and 6 years at his neighborhood.

Nkem's molestation of the eight minors was unnoticed until one of the girls who could no longer cope reported to her mother that the man was doing 'bad-bad' things with them. With further probing , the said parent was able to get the truth from her daughter who confessed that the man was molesting eight of them one after the other. Consequently, parents of the victims contacted Mediating for the Less Privileged and Women Development and the man was arrested.

Narrating the story to our reporter in Enugu, Dr. (Mrs.) Betty Agujiobi who runs the NGO recalled how she got involved in the matter. Said she: "I received a distress call from Emene, so I rushed there and it was a case of a 33 year-old man defiling minors in his area. One of the children was no longer comfortable with his lewd tendencies and she had to report to her mother and that was how the community knew.

Kim Kardashian in 'skorts-suit'

Suiting up: While shopping in Miami on Monday, Kim Kardashian covered her figure in a 'skorts-suit' Suiting up: While shopping in Miami on Monday, Kim Kardashian covered her figure in a 'skorts-suit' Not her greatest look: Kim wears bizarre shorts ensemble during a shopping trip in Miami
The ensemble featured black piping, peplum sides, and from the front, appeared to be shorts, while from the back, appeared to be a skirt. What do you call this, a Skirts or Shorts? well i call it skorts combination of the 2words..plus its sounds like jennifer's voice when i call it skorts suit lol...what do you think? i like it tho

PHOTO SPEAKS : WHAT IS NOT WRONG WITH THIS WEDDING??? YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I THINK...THERE IT IS BESIDE THE PICTURE

I don’t know what to say because am irritated by this picture. This is obviously not a heterosexual marriage.

What kind of madness/ skoin-skoin will push someone to do this? And did anyone else attend the wedding alongside the ‘couple’? because those people need deliverance...haba this is eeewwww...what kind of parent will agree to these type of union, certainly they can neva have kids together except they adopt,oya let's me pray for them, may they have lovely children together (lol like it is possible) chaiii they should be ashamed to have come public.
End time Is definately Near…

Kanye West’s Lawyers Block Publishing of Sex Tape .

 
 
Kanye West’s lawyers have issued a letter warning against publishing images or video from his alleged sex tape, which they say has been stolen.
A legal team acting on behalf of the ‘Monster’ rapper confirmed the X-rated video has been stolen from his computer and anyone posting any of it online will face serious legal repercussions.
A letter obtained by Allhiphop.com, by lawyer Lisa M. Buckley of Pryor Cashman reads: “Be advised that the Screen Shot, as well as the Tape from which the Screen Shot was taken, were illegally obtained and believed to have been stolen from Mr. West’s computer.
“You’re posting, advertising, marketing, displaying and otherwise disseminating the stolen Screen Shot and/or other materials on the Tape constitute actionable violations of Mr. West’s rights of privacy and publicity.”

Snoop Dogg appreciated Ronaldo's style on and off the pitch

The rapper called the former Brazil international the most dynamic player he's seen, and also liked his 'pretty' hairstyles.

You may not know this, but rapper Snoop Dogg is an old school soccer fan.

Goal.com caught up with Snoop for a few minutes at a promotional event on Monday night, and the hip-hop legend spit some soccer knowledge when asked about his favorite soccer player: Ronaldo.

Is There Any Hope For the Future? Defending the Nigerian Child













Growing up in a country like Nigeria has a way of making you stronger than you even know. The strength to wake up everyday in our blessed country and hope for the best is one that comes from God. I often ask myself this question, “What is the future of the Nigerian Child”?
Some of these children go to bed each night and pray not to wake up the next day because they are unhappy. They have to walk long distances every morning to fetch several buckets of water, some are barely 5years old and have to take care of their younger ones. Others are even molested everyday by family members they trust, and the sad part is that they have no one to tell. On the other hand, we have the kids from the average family who get to eat three square meals a day while their parents struggle to keep them in decent schools. We also have the “lucky” ones otherwise known as the rich kids who are chauffeur-driven to school, can afford to buy anything they want and just generally get to live the “good” life.

Atiku Abubakar Confirms Interest in Running for Presidency in 2015


As Nigeria gears up for the 2015 General Elections, some people have been declaring their interest in running for political offices. One of such people who has been generating some controversy is former Vice President of Nigeria, Atiku Abubakar.
He confirmed yesterday that he will present himself in the next presidential election under the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), saying his rumoured interest in the race should not be a surprise to Nigerians.

Wicked mother kills twin babies, dumps them inside refuse

Just like the adage that goes ‘one man’s meat is another’s poison’, some couple have put in all efforts to conceive  and bear fruits, but are yet see their dreams come to reality while some effortlessly bear kids and callously dump them in dustbins, canals, dry wells and what have you.
Although such scenario is no longer new to people living in the slump and other urban areas of Anambra State, yet the residents of Okosu Street in Inland town were shocked waking one fateful morning to behold a gory sight of decomposing bodies of twin babies abandoned in a refuse dump.
Investigations revealed that the unfortunate babies were dumped by a woman suspected to be their mother.
The two boys who were trashed by their mother at about 3am yesterday were already decomposing before onlookers could come to their rescue.
One of the woman sympathizers who seemed so emotionally affected by the gory sight of the two innocent babies claimed that the mother of the twins could have strangled them to aid easy disposal, out of poverty or frustration but stressing that it is not enough reason to waste lives in that manner.

Chris Brown Tests Positive for Marijuana, Remains on Probation plus rihanna tweets to support him are so sweet and shows she still loves him mucho (that's if they are not even back sef)... i want them back together jare..only if chris brown has changed cos am against domestic violence **not interested**

A conservatively dressed Chris Brown, strutting a gray vest over a white button down shirt, arrived in court today alongside his attorney Mark Geragos for a probation hearing in Los Angeles. And although Breezy was looking good, it wasn't his wardrobe that the judge was worried about. After meeting with his attorney and Deputy District Attorney Mary Murray in chambers for 20 minutes, Judge Patricia Schnegg concluded that she will not revoke Brown's probation after learning that the rapper had tested positive for marijuana because she had never imposed drug testing as a condition. Brown told the probation department in Virginia that he had a medical marijuana card and had ingested the drug in California. "You are not only in the public eye but you are on probation to me," Schnegg told Brown. "You are on probation for

Hehehehe Joke Of The Day :- A Guy & A Lady’s Inbox… Kind of true tho:D

A LADY’S INBOX:

1..I luv u dear (Bello)
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Bassey)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man (Okoye)
4.. Sweetie don’t forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u? (Collins)

YIPEE: Four Hearty Cheers for Cameron! Music Star, Peter Okoye & Lola Omotayo Celebrate Son’s Birthday with J Martins


Cameron Okoye, son of P-Square star Peter Okoye and Lola Omotayo just seems to be growing cuter and cuter with age.
Yesterday, September 23rd, 2012 was his birthday and the little boy clocked 4 years. To celebrate the memorable day, his dad, mum and J Martins visited him at his school today to share cakes and other goodies with him and his classmates.
Aww…. How cute!

NAWA OOOO - 46-year-old man in Ebonyi state caught having sex with sheep - HUMAN BEING AND ANIMAL CHAIII WHAT IS THE WORLD TURNING TO..SOON NOW NA TO HEAR SAY HUMAN BEINGS DEY MARRY ANIMAL MSCHEEEEWWW

A 46 years old man, Mr. Kelechi Nnali of Nkpogoro, Ndibe in Afikpo North Local Government Area of Ebonyi State was weekend allegedly caught having carnal knowledge with a sheep along the roadside in the community.
It was gathered that Nnali who is married with two wives and children pleaded with the boy who saw him committing the crime not to tell anybody, promising that he would give him (the boy) N10,000 and a handset but the cat was let out of the bag when Mr. Nnali renege on the agreement.
Vanguard learnt that when the act of bestiality committed by Mr. Nwali filtered into the ears of the people of the area, he was summoned by the elders of the community to answer to the allegation as the matter was later taken to Ogo Ezinwachi Play ground where delicate and public matter are usually discussed.
At the venue, Mr. Nnali was sanctioned according to the law of the land. The elders, who were visibly angry with the depraved act, stressed that the man had committed an abomination in the land and must pay the price according to the law of the land.
It was gathered that to cleanse the land of the abominable act, that elderly women of Ndibe had last weekend performed a traditional ablution called Npkompko in Mr. Nnali’s compound.
However, at the time of this report, vanguard could not get the owner of the sheep and the culprit to comment on the matter as Mr. Nnali was reported to have fled the community for fear of being lynched by irate youths of the area.

Source: Vanguard

Beyonce Pregnant Again: Internet Lights Up With Rumors Of Baby No. 2 - LOL NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE THO BUT I DONT THINK BEYONCE WANTS ANOTHER BABY SO SOON....WHY ARE THEY AFTER HER GETTING PREGNANT TOT THEY SAID SHE HAD BLUE IVY THROUGH A SURROGACY...ALL DIS PEOPLE SHA... ON TO THE NEXT POST

It’s official — we are now on Beyonce baby bump watch once again.

The Internet is buzzing with rumors that the 31-year-old singer is pregnant with her second child. HollywoodLife reports that when the singer showed up to La Marina restaurant on Sept. 23 in the Washington Heights neighborhood of New York, it looked like she might be showing.

According to the website, the singer wore a tight-fitting leopard-print dress that appears to show off a small baby bump. While it’s entirely possible that Bey just had a big lunch, a source told the website that the singer and husband Jay-Z are in fact expecting their second child.


TOO BAD:Nigerian Security Printing and Minting Company staff arrested with fake N1,000 notes


Police in Lagos have arrested a staff of the Nigerian Security Printing and Minting Company, NSPMC, for allegedly being in possession of fake N900,000 (nine hundred thousand naira) in N1,000 denomination.
The suspect, who identified himself as Osakpolo Igbinosa from Edo State, said the fake naira notes were not actually printed by him but were the ones that were yet to reach the final stage of printing by NSPMC where he works as a material security officer.
He said he had been perpetrating the criminal act since 2010 until he was recently arrested by crack detectives attached to ‘Area N’ Command Headquarters Ijede in Ikorodu, a suburb of Lagos.
According to him, he had gone to a nearby bureau de change operator to have the money exchanged for American Dollars, when the Hausa operator raised an alarm and alerted the police.
Igbinosa said: “The notes are not fake per se. But the difference is that they have not reached the final state of production and so there are no serial numbers on them.
“I did not print them contrary to what I am hearing. These notes are genuine ones and were printed by my company, but I stole them because I needed to offset some debt.”

Tweet of the Day: Hehehehe MI Gives A Hint On MayD’s ‘Choc City’ Deal.



We all have heard rumours about MayD joining Audu Maikori’s Chocolate City Records… No one knows if its for real or not..
But Choc City frontliner, MI gave us a hint of a possible MayD deal.
Is M.I trying to pass a message across? We are waiting…cos the combo go badt gan...***dancing tungbagba tungbagba tungbagba ile ijo yeba *** lol
See the tweet below:

Video: Frank Edoho & Zaki Adzay Abused Ex-wives Speak Out

In support of Peace One Day's Global Truce 2012 'Reducing Domestic Violence' Campaign and in celebration of Peace Day taking place on the 21st of September, the Wellbeing Foundation Africa is creating awareness of the human and emotional cost of domestic violence by launching a short Eliminate Domestic Violence documentary which voices the experiences of gender-based violence Victims.