Friday, 21 September 2012

“I don’t regret leaving Chelsea” – Didier Drogba

Shenhua Shanghai striker, Didier Drogba, has insisted that he has no regrets leaving Chelsea in the summer. Although there have been reports linking the Ivorian with a move back to Europe, because of financial problems with the Chinese club, he insists that he is very happy to stay.
“I hope more because I’m really happy here. I miss the Premier League because it’s the best league in the world, but really I don’t regret my choice,” he told BBC Sport.
“I just arrived like two months ago so I’m really happy. I am, I’m really happy here so I have no reasons to leave. I don’t want to leave here.”
Drogba has already scored five times for his new team, which he joined in the middle of the Super League season. And he is looking forward to lifting a trophy with the club.
“I want to stay here, as long as I can win some trophies with my team and make our fans very happy,” added Drogba.
“It’s difficult at the moment, but I know that there’s hope and I believe.”

First Lady of Cross Rivers allegedly suffering from tapeworm infection

According to what National Enquirer Magazine reported, there’s this popular saying that, poverty doesn’t ever kill but riches do.
That’s exactly the situation with one of the wives of a Nigerian governor who`s presently biting her fingers for looking for comforter when she’s comfortably off.
It is a story of the First Lady of Cross Rivers State, Obioma Liyel-Imoke who’s said to be dying of an infection caused by tapeworm ingested in her system by some Indian specialists 2 years ago during one of her adventures to cut her size.
It would be recalled that, the wealthy woman who owns the popular ValueMart in Victoria Island, Lagos was a size 18 before her husband became the governor of Cross Rivers State and no sooner the handsome man was sworn in than the wife, Obioma began shopping for suitable specialist hospital abroad where she could burn excess fat and reduce her size drastically to allow her compete probably with girls in the range of 12-14.

DJ stabbed over plate of noodles in Lagos

Femi Ariyo

Lewd Hip Hop singer, Yemi Quadri a.k.a. Skalley Menta, kept a date with the police at Agbado Crossing Police Station, Ayila, Ogun State, southwest Nigeria, after he allegedly stabbed Femi Ariyo alias DJ Kelvin. Skalley and Kelvin are close friends and are always together at most events.
On the day of the incident, Skalley was said to have invited Kelvin to an event at Somolu area of Lagos State, and on their way back, the two friends in company of two other ladies stopped at Fela’s Shrine where they bought plates of noodles before proceeding to Oke-Aro in Ogun State.

READER’S Mail :- I have Not Had Sex For 10 Years: Nobody Wants It From Me”

A worried lady decided to throw her question at our readers to help. And your advice may also help Nigerian ladies, who have similar issues. Please be free to write your candid opinion without mincing words.

I am 36 years old, I work with one of the most reputable banks, heading one of their branches in Lagos.
I earn enough to do whatever I wish. I am very comfortable, but with no man to call my own. No man has walked up to me in 10 years, none whatsoever. I have male friends, but I don’t seem appealing enough to be dated by any of them. The last man I had was when I was 26 and that is the last time I ever had sex.
Just a month ago, I met Sam. Sam claims he loves me, but if you ask me, I honestly do not feel a thing for him. I don’t even think of him at all throughout a day, but he wants to marry me.
This is the first time a guy wants me in 10 years. If I don’t marry him, it might take another 10 years for another man to accost me. I am yet to give him an answer. I am utterly confused. I know he loves me, but I don’t love him… I need your Advice, please. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Because you care, what will be your advice to this lady?

culled from gistreel

Kanye West “practically in tears” after sex tape with Kim Kardashian look-alike is put up for sale

She shot to fame thanks to the now infamous sex tape she made with ex-boyfriend Ray J in 2007. And it could be that Kim Kardashian has more in common with her current beau Kanye West than she initially thought, as it has been claimed the rapper has starred in his very own intimate video.
The nearly 20-minute-long recording is believed to have been shot with an unidentified female who is a ‘dead ringer’ for Kim herself, reports.
Filmed in what appears to be a hotel room, the married woman reportedly confirms at the start of the tape that she’s over the age of 18 and fully consenting.
She adds: ‘My husband and I don’t have sex anymore… that’s why I’m here!’
According to the US gossip site, the mystery woman is a Kim lookalike with a curvaceous figure and long dark hair.
Radar maintains to have seen the steamy tape in full and claim they can verify ‘without a doubt’ that it is the 35-year-old rapper in the video.
Throughout the romp, the pair allegedly don’t kiss or interact in any way apart from trying out various positions.

Corpse without head, limbs, discovered in Ibadan

Residents of Idi-Osan, Amuloko, in Akanran area of Ibadan, the Oyo State capital, have been living in fear following the discovery of the body of a man without a head and arms in the area at 5 p.m. last Wednesday.

The body was dumped at the bank of a stream in the area by unknown assailants. It was learnt that two landlords in the area reported the matter to the police at the Akanran Police Station.
Police were said to have moved it to a morgue at the Adeoyo State Hospital, Ring Road, Ibadan, for further investigation.The police have reportedly arrested two night guards.
A police source said in confidence that the night guards might have seen those who dumped the body. The deceased is said to be about 24 years old.
The residents are afraid that the police would arrest more suspects among them.
The state Criminal Investigation Department (CID) is handling the matter.
But the acting police spokesman, Daniel Oboyi, could not confirm the story last night.
The police officer said he was yet to be briefed because he just returned from an official trip.

Source: Nigerian Eye

True Confession: He met her on Twitter, now his life is a complete mess

After that Yemi (@Losgiddy) story,I made up my mind to share this story about the experience one of my friends(Femi) had. He met this virgin babe on twitter early this year,they started from RTing each other’s tweets to admiring each other’s avatars to DM then BBM,to calling and visiting each other (only the girl visits though). Femi never had the intention to go out with the babe (hausa babe named Abiba but grew up in Ibadan) but he was desperate to get into this fine babes pant & as he’s a fine boy,it was easier for him.

Comedian Klint Da Drunk & wife celebrate 5th wedding anniversary - Congrats wish them many more years i guess i know the origin of their jersey hehehe ***mouth sealed***

The top comedian and his pretty wife Lilien, celebrated their 5th wedding anniversary yesterday. The couple have two kids together. Congrats to them!

Yipee N5000 note dead and buried

N5000 note dead and buried

…As CBN stops controversial currency restructuring The Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) has finally halted its plan to introduce N5000 currency note in the country. The CBN decision came on the heels of the agreement reached between the leadership of the National Assembly and President Goodluck Jonathan at a meeting held in Abuja, as reported in the Daily Sun edition of yesterday.
President Jonathan had agreed with the resolution of both chambers of the National Assembly to put the controversial currency restructuring on hold, saying the approval given for it could be reversed, if it was the wish of Nigerians.
The CBN, in a statement last night, announced it was stopping the exercise in compliance with a presidential directive. In a statement signed by its Director of Corporate Communications, Ugo Okoroafor, the apex bank said: “For the purposes of more efficient payments and currency management systems, the CBN proposed and obtained the approval of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, GCFR, to embark on the currency restructuring exercise, codenamed “Project CURE’ on December 19, 2011.

HEHEHEHE QUESTION OF THE DAY - If We Are To Love Our Enemies, Are We Not To Love Satan?

Mikel Obi deletes twitter account following racism comments posted by upset Chelsea fans.

Mikel Obi has deleted his Twitter account following racism comments posted by upset Chelsea fans.
After his most recent game with his club Chelsea against Juventus, the midfielder was attacked on Twitter for ‘costing’ his team the game.

The game ended in a 2-2 draw but Chelsea fans blamed the 25-year-old for giving the ball away just ten minutes before time. After much pressure, the Super Eagles player deleted his account.

Fans why now? Is there any one who doesn't make mistakes? Mikel sorry joor, I like you no matter what they say okay :-)

Former Lovers,Empress and Timaya hook up at a party

50-year-old grandfather bags jail term for stealing carton of Milo beverage

It was a terrible Thursday morning for a 50-year-old man  who was docked by an Ojo Magistrates’ court for stealing a carton of milo valued N8, 000.
James Akpan, a messenger at the Balogun plaza, Trade Fair Complex Lagos, had pleaded guilty before the court, to a charge of stealing.
The Magistrate, Mr T.O Shomade convicted the accused of the offence following his plea.
“The accused had pleaded guilty before this honourable court and is hereby convicted as charged” Shomade pronounced.
 Akpan was however given an opportunity by the Magistrate, to plead for a mitigation of his sentence.
“I was sent by one Uche to remove the Milo from the park where it was been off loaded.


If you ask who I go ask ¯\..(•͡.̮ •͡ )../¯ #shrugs


Sporting a new hair cut and a slimmer waistline, Dr Sid is back with his latest hit ‘Afefe’, which trended on twitter last week. After his dazzling performance alongside Wande Coal at the ‘Love Afrobeats Festival’, headlined by P Square, Dr Sid, real name Sidney Onoriode Esiri isn’t wasting any time with his new music.
 The ‘Chocolate’ crooner flew into the UK to shoot the video directed by renowned director Sesan Ogunro. Set for release at the end of next month, ‘Afefe’, which means ‘Breeze’, is a clever play on a Nigerian proverb, while Dr Sid promises to cool down the ladies in the catchy chorus. This is the latest track to be released and does not feature on the new Mavin Records album ‘Solar Plexus’. It’s a stand alone track made especially for the clubs- a certified club banger produced by BlayzeBeats.






This hausa man was caught at Onne side,Port Harcourt, while trapping vultures which he sells as roasted chicken suya. He said he has been doing this business for sometime now. For people that buy roasted chicken, suya etc from road side be careful oh.. More details coming soon

Chaiii See Long queues for iPhone 5 - What is it about this iPhone 5 sef ?

Fans of Apple's smartphone queued overnight to be the first to get their hands on the iPhone 5 that goes on sale today September 21 in nine countries.