I have restrained myself for a couple of years from commenting on Tonto
Dike’s career after my last comments about her role in the soft porn
movie she acted in two years back, were badly taken by her and she went
on twitter to hurl infantile insults on my person with expletives and
uncomplimentary remarks.
My reaction to such then was just a
dignified silence. After all, I had already spoken on her stunted talent
as an up and coming actress and further comments on her incensed tweets
were unnecessary.
All through the past few hours, the social
media networks have been abuzz with the new singles of actress, Tonto
Dike. She seems to have joined the actors of her ilk who have the
moonlighting itch to delve into singing. While no one can stop such an
ambition by those artistes, I do think those who surround such artistes
are their worst enemies .if they can’t tell them the truth about
leaving their sometimes doubtful day job. Well, I will! I listened to
Miss Dike’s two singles a few minutes ago and my initial speechlessness
morphed to a nagging laughter and then subsided into a befuddled
anguish. I’m a music label owner (November Records) and have produced
and Executive Produced acts like Majek Fashek, Terry tha Rapman, Zubby
Enebeli etc.
I know much about music and the slant of commercial
music. But after listening to Miss Dike’s songs, I’m inclined to align
with the majorly negative comments about them on cyberspace.
Ah-ah!
Whoever produced her knew she has a bad voice for singing and masked
our listening torture with the Autotune effect. But even the Autotune
rejected any attempt to make a bad voice worse and Miss Dike came out
sounding like she was in mid-stream orgasm instead of singing! Her
anguished tremolos would have been better reserved for a horror movie
sound effect than an attempt at joining the revered profession of music.
If Omotola got away with her last two terrible attempts at
singing, it was because Omotola is a fantastic actress and her fans
could forgive her musical failings after backtracking her body of work
in Nollywood. With Tonto, I can’t say much either for her acting depth.
She’s
a one-dimensional actress in my opinion, who mistakes notoriety for
fame. She needs more training in acting and this I say with all sense of
professionalism as a movie Director.
She might achieve greater
heights in acting if she trains more. But she has no heights to achieve
in singing. Only a downward plunge, the stuff bad endings in movies are
made of.
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