Justin Bieber bought himself a penis enlargement with a stolen credit
card and he’s also cheating on his GF with Kesha, Rihanna and Penelope
Cruz, this according to a crazy new lawsuit filed in court and obtained
by TMZ.
Bieber has been sued in Michigan by a man claiming to be Selena
Gomez’s father, who makes some of the most insane, and obviously untrue
allegations ever documented in court.
Among the highlights:
“Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was
used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena
pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug.”
“Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and
sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while
blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums.”
“[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy
him and sean p-ditty [sic] combs cocaine to use in drug free school
zones.”
“Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. ”
Funny lawsuit right?
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